Well bloggers, this year’s Glastonbury looked pretty spectacular didn’t it?

It was really rather nice to see Jay-Z prove Noel Gallagher wrong about Hip Hop’s role at the festival.

As soon as he came on stage the crowd went wild and even the beautiful Beyoncé made an appearance, watching her man from the side of the stage (how romantic!) alongside festival organiser Michael Eavis

Speaking of romance, I think most of you know me well enough by now to know that I would have given my left ear (the lobe, not the drum!) to be among the muddy folk at Glasto, but instead it was my heart I ended up giving away, backstage at The Nokia Green Room.

“To who?” I hear you scream…

To none other than SUPERMODEL Agyness Deyn…

On my Mum’s recommendation (and with some of Shaggy’s to dating advice at the front of my mind) I dropped Aggy a few hints thinking she’d warm up to me. What I got was a boiling hot bombshell who granted my death wish.

She’d definitely get a headlining slot at my fantasy festival! In fact she’d be the only act! Although the Five O’Clock Heroes would probably have to come too… nevermind.

Maybe I could put them on a different stage while Aggy and I duet?

*SIGH*

One day bloggers… one day.

Chris Neadham + )